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Posts Tagged ‘Stupid’

The Flies and the Honey-Pot

Posted by kathavarta on November 30, 2008

A Number of Flies were attracted to a jar of honey which had been overturned in a housekeeper’s room, and placing their feet in it, ate greedily.

Their feet, however, became so smeared with the honey that they could not use their wings, nor release themselves, and were suffocated.

Just as they were expiring, they exclaimed, “O foolish creatures that we are, for the sake of a little pleasure we have destroyed ourselves.”

Moral:
Pleasure bought with pains, hurts.
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Bhola, The Karate Champ

Posted by kathavarta on November 25, 2008

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again.

He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

“Well,” explained Bhola, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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The Fisher

Posted by kathavarta on November 18, 2008

A Fisher once took his bagpipes to the bank of a river, and played upon them with the hope of making the fish rise; but never a one put his nose out of the water. So he cast his net into the river and soon drew it forth filled with fish. Then he took his bagpipes again, and, as he played, the fish leapt up in the net.

“Ah, you dance now when I play,” said he.

“Yes,” said an old Fish:

Moral:
“When you are in a man’s power you must do as he bids you.”
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Scientific Capability

Posted by kathavarta on October 29, 2008

So once three scientists American, Japanese, and Pakistani are discussing their nation’s scientific capability.

The American says, “In our country there was this boy who lost his legs in an accident, and we put artificial ones, and today u know he’s an Olympic gold medalist!”

So the Japanese laughs and says, “This is nothing. In our nation there was this boy who lost his hands and legs in accident and we put artificial ones, and today u know, he’s karate champion!”

Now the Pakistani laughs and says, “These are nothing, in our nation there was this boy who had no brains, and so we put a coconut in his head, and today u know…… he is the ‘Military ruler of Pakistan!”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Joke, if you can understand

Posted by kathavarta on October 29, 2008

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept.

Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings… I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that……..

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It’s eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops…Will call back in an hour!

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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BRIEF answer

Posted by kathavarta on October 28, 2008

Gurbachan is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

“Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, “it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in BRIEF’.”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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