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Yeshivah Student

Posted by kathavarta on December 24, 2008

It seems this young (but not too bright) boy comes home from his first day at the Yeshivah (Hebrew School), and his father asks him what he learned. “We learned to say Kaddish, papa.”

Well, the father is none too happy to hear this, so he runs down to the synagogue and confronts the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he says. “What is this about you teaching my son to say Kaddish? After all, he shouldn’t know about this at so young an age, and besides, I’m a young man myself, in excellent health, and I expect to live a long time yet!”

The Rabbi answered, “First of all, it’s not Kaddish, it’s KIDDUSH! and secondly, you should only live so long ’till he learns it!”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Brighter side of life, lighter way

Posted by kathavarta on November 30, 2008

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

18. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

19. I intend to live forever – so far so good.

20. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Source: http://www.guy-sports.com
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Enjoy this conversation

Posted by kathavarta on November 28, 2008

A Project Manager working in a MNC (Indian Govt. office), as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager – (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Project Manager: what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Project Manager: where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager: Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha…. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai… naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai…. tumhare paas kya hai?

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Canteen boy: Sa’ab mere paas kaam hai….

Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently…….

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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How to identify the city of India you are in…

Posted by kathavarta on November 27, 2008

Scenario 1 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
— You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
— That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
— That’s Delhi

Scenario 4 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
— That’s Ahmedabad

Scenario 5 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn’t stop because of a bug in the program
— That’s Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “ANNA” doesn’t like all this nonsense… Peace comes in.
— That’s Chennai

Scenario 7 >
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
— You are in Chandigarh

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Application form to be filled for contesting Indian elections

Posted by kathavarta on November 27, 2008

Name of Candidate: _______________________

Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: _______________________
(ii) Cell Number: _______________________

Political Party: ___________________(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)

Sex: [ ]
A – Male
B – Female
C – Mayawati

Nationality: [ ]
A – Italian
B – Indian

Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A – Defected
B – Expelled
C – Bought out
D – None of above
E – All of above

Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A – To make money
B – To escape court trial
C – To grossly misuse power
D – To serve the public
E – I have no clue (if you choose “D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A – 1-2 yrs
B – 2-6yrs
C – 6-15yrs
D – 15+yrs

Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
A – 1-2 years
B – 2-6 years
C – 6-15 years
D – 15+years

Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A – Why not
B – Of Course
C – Definitely
D – I deny it all
E – I see a foreign hand.

What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A – 100-500 Crores
B – 500-1000 Crores
C – Overflow… (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A – No
B – No
C – No
D – No

Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]
Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form)

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Bhola, The Karate Champ

Posted by kathavarta on November 25, 2008

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again.

He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

“Well,” explained Bhola, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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