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Yeshivah Student

Posted by kathavarta on December 24, 2008

It seems this young (but not too bright) boy comes home from his first day at the Yeshivah (Hebrew School), and his father asks him what he learned. “We learned to say Kaddish, papa.”

Well, the father is none too happy to hear this, so he runs down to the synagogue and confronts the Rabbi. “Rabbi,” he says. “What is this about you teaching my son to say Kaddish? After all, he shouldn’t know about this at so young an age, and besides, I’m a young man myself, in excellent health, and I expect to live a long time yet!”

The Rabbi answered, “First of all, it’s not Kaddish, it’s KIDDUSH! and secondly, you should only live so long ’till he learns it!”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Divorce

Posted by kathavarta on December 9, 2008

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “They’re not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving…now what do we tell them for Christmas?”

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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The worst hostage drama in the world

Posted by kathavarta on December 8, 2008

Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.

They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for…

By: Spyderman, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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Brighter side of life, lighter way

Posted by kathavarta on November 30, 2008

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

14. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

18. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

19. I intend to live forever – so far so good.

20. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Source: http://www.guy-sports.com
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Enjoy this conversation

Posted by kathavarta on November 28, 2008

A Project Manager working in a MNC (Indian Govt. office), as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager – (Asks canteen boy): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles…

Project Manager: what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet…

Project Manager: where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager: Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha…. Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai… naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa hai…. tumhare paas kya hai?

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Don’t think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki “Mere paas Maa hain”
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Canteen boy: Sa’ab mere paas kaam hai….

Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently…….

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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How to identify the city of India you are in…

Posted by kathavarta on November 27, 2008

Scenario 1 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
— You are in Kolkatta

Scenario 2 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
— That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
— That’s Delhi

Scenario 4 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
— That’s Ahmedabad

Scenario 5 >
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software programm to stop the fight ..
but the fight doesn’t stop because of a bug in the program
— That’s Bangalore !!!!

Scenario 6 >
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly says that “ANNA” doesn’t like all this nonsense… Peace comes in.
— That’s Chennai

Scenario 7 >
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
— You are in Chandigarh

By: Jagadeesh, for http://www.19.5degs.com
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